That's just what lions do, man.

valenceelectrons: Crickets Throw Their Voice // Basement

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 18:27:08 -0400

valenceelectrons:

Crickets Throw Their Voice // Basement

thefrogman: By Phil McAndrew [website | tumblr | twitter] [h/t:...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:55:44 -0400

thefrogman:

By Phil McAndrew [website | tumblr | twitter]

[h/t: tastefullyoffensive]

moitey: myst-riven: outside-calamity: littlelovingmouse: thed...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 11:32:20 -0400

moitey:

myst-riven:

outside-calamity:

littlelovingmouse:

thedevilwearssneakers:

lunarblue21:

metallikato:

panicsheep:

I’m a dumbass HAM radio operator, fuck my life I hate Ghosthouse

…I’m taking a stupid freaking ring to Mordor, forever. I quit.

I’m Spider-woman now! Or possibly interning at OSCorp?

British secret service fuck yeah

SAME

freed slave turned hitman,

SETH ROGEN

Oh god I’m a 14 year old Eva pilot jesus christ i’m going to die

Hitman? I can deal with that.

I'm sure your new sprayable moisturizer is great for my dry skin, Vaseline. But let's be real. Can I use it for anal?

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:42:24 -0400

smokeporch: Drama-Free

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:41:22 -0400

smokeporch:

Drama-Free

learningtostay said: YOU CAN’T BLOG JOKES THAT YOU TOLD ME, THAT’S SOME FORM OF CHEATING. ASSHOLE.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:49:06 -0400

HOW IS IT CHEATING!? ARE MY JOKES IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU!?

Imagine if you went to see The Great Gatsby, and in it, Jay Gatsby was a black swiss novelist living in Mongolia.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 21:29:00 -0400

That’s how much The Man of Steel took a giant shit on its source material.

agnesnutter: treesong: kyohu: SO MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:01:12 -0400

agnesnutter:

treesong:

kyohu:

SO MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THIS NEW GAME SHE SAW AT E3 AND SHE SAID IT WAS WHERE YOU PLAY AS AN OCTOPUS AND TRY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND THIS IS IT

THIS IS FUCKING IT IM CRYING MY EYES OUT

I HAVE QUESTIONS.

#HOW DOES THAT LADY NOT SUSPECT A THING THOUGH #octodad sure is doing his thing right js

Is that on the PSN now? Omg. That game has been out for years.It’sfucking insane.

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:26:45 -0400

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 14:36:06 -0400

amunteren: baby-pixie: Sounds like me. GPOY.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:04:55 -0400

amunteren:

baby-pixie:

Sounds like me.

GPOY.

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:41:51 -0400

Read receipts, man. Killin' mah self esteem.

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:37:19 -0400

Photo

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 00:26:15 -0400

How the fuck does someone go see Dave Matthews Band 47 fucking times?

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:27:55 -0400

wilderebellion: Somehow I see the words “Oh, yeahh” on her lips...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:11:28 -0400

wilderebellion:

Somehow I see the words “Oh, yeahh” on her lips and I immediately hear it in the Kool-Aid Man’s voice… o___0

And now i’m off to write the best/worst erotic glee fanfic of all time.

eulalume: Hold My Liquor - Kanye West

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 16:04:37 -0400

eulalume:

Hold My Liquor - Kanye West

"You have not lived until you’ve rolled over to post-coital Krispy Kremes. That’s what being an..."

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:47:03 -0400

“You have not lived until you’ve rolled over to post-coital Krispy Kremes. That’s what being an American is all about.”

- Edward Snowden, in an online comment several years ago. Read this profile. (via washingtonpoststyle)

nevver: Works of Fiction

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 15:02:08 -0400

grant snider @grantdraws

grant snider @grantdraws

nevver:

Works of Fiction

winrylicious: The jokes I did not understand as a child

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 14:56:57 -0400

winrylicious:

The jokes I did not understand as a child